Wry Exchange

How to Gross Out Your New FES
09-03-07, 11:14 pm
Filed under: Culture, Exchange Students | Tags: , , , , ,

 FES may not puke, but he will at least roll his eyes.  Feed FES any of the following:  Wonder bread, unsweetened iced tea, Easy Cheese, root beer, Dr. Pepper, ginger ale, pickles, pumpkin pie, zucchini, sauerkraut, cole slaw, pretzels, peanut butter, marshmallow peeps, Boca burgers, sour cream, cranberry anything, stuffing, candied yams, sweet potatoes, or Kraft singles.   (Did you notice most of Thanksgiving dinner is on the list?)  Corn on the cob may be offensive to some students, as it may be considered animal feed, not for human consumption.
Then check the list again in May.  See how many have become favorites. 
It was great a few years ago when Heinz made blue, green, and purple ketchups.  Other companies sold colored margarine and french fries.  That was fun!  We took the colored ketchups to all FES meetings and parties.  The kids were appalled at ‘You Americans.’
How to make FES ecstatic: One word. BACON. (Husband writes: Especially the pre-cooked type you put in the microwave for 1 minute.)

Leave a Comment so far
Leave a comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: