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Porn Cookies
08-18-08, 10:49 pm
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  I picked up Chef at the airport tonight.  He’ll be 27 in a few weeks, but is still the same.  He didn’t bring a toothbrush, socks, or underwear with him.  I told him to pack as little as possible, but not that skimpily.  Since he didn’t bring much, he only brought one suitcase with him.  The child must have forgotten how much he likes shopping.  Good thing we have spare luggage in the attic.  Husband and Chef wear the same clothing and shoe size, so he’ll have clothes to wear until we hit the thrift store.   We did make a quick Wal-Mart stop for a toothbrush and underwear.

We also bought Mountain Dew and cookies.  Chef ADORES Keebler E.L. Fudge cookies.  He called his mom when we arrived home to tell her he’s here.  He told her he was eating ‘his’ cookies.  She called them his porno cookies.  Uh, what?  Those cute little elves?  She said they look like they are in different sexual positions.  I’ll never look at the Keebler elves the same way.

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